Things I will never attempt to create.

All of the photos posted today represent only a small number of the things I will never attempt to create.

I suppose I’m feeling slightly inferior because one of my co-workers makes jewelry and knits and sews

I just want to make it perfectly clear to all interested parties that I will not  be creating many things in the near future.  I’m too busy molding tomorrow’s leaders.

And teaching them why they have to use quotation marks when they write research papers.  (Hint: So you don’t get an F.)

The point is that I’m too busy to make anything right now.

Stop making your handmade jewelry and your custom quilts, dammit!  I can’t take the pressure! Stop judging me!